There are lots of pretty useless, tasteless, or crappy apps out there for the iPhone and iPod Touch. Some are free and some you have to fork out money for. Either way, these are apps that make us ask WTF? (All app links are to the iTunes App Store)

Benny Boulder
What could be more pathetic than having a pet rock? Having a pet rock for your iPhone or iPod Touch. What could be even more pathetic than that? Spending 99 cents for it. (Although I will admit that Benny is a little cute but not 99 cents cute.)

iShake Dog
There are plenty of apps out there to help you relax. From those that claim to massage you to those that have soothing sounds and even some that let you clip plants to different shapes. But someone thinks that watching a dog shake would be relaxing. Actually, it’s just watching the dog’s head move a little but you know, even if the animation was great, is it ever relaxing to watch a dog shake himself? If my dog shakes himself it usually means that he is wet and/or muddy and he is probably going to make me wet and/or muddy.  Makes me say WTF, but if you think you’d like it, the app is 99 cents.

CoffeeColors
So, you love your coffee and you need to make it exactly right. So, here’s what you do. You buy this app for 99 cents and then you pick a color that you’d like your coffee to be, you know, how it should look with exactly the right amount of cream or half and half in it. What? The strength of the coffee can change the color? What? You think you might look silly holding your iPhone and checking the color of your coffee against it as you slowly add cream? Hmm. Well, I guess you could use your iPhone camera and take a picture of the perfect color of coffee for you but then you still have that whole looking silly while comparing your coffee to a picture on your iPhone. So, um, never mind. Maybe you could just try to remember how much cream to put in your coffee. Or measure it in teaspoons (there must be an app for that).

AlmondEmulator
I don’t know about you, but I frequently have the urge to taste, smell, see, hear or touch an almond and I find it inconvenient to have to go out and buy them. Now I can have an app that simulates the smell, feel, taste, look, and even the sound of an almond. This is obviously a WTF app but you have to appreciate the reviews on the App Store for this crazy app that at least is free.

Angry Cat
So, now you’ve got a nice dog you can shake, a pet boulder, the perfect color coffee, and the sounds of almonds at your fingertips. Everything is just a little too relaxed, isn’t it? You need something angry, something to mix things up. Then look no more because for 99 cents you can have Angry Cat, the angry cat simulator.  Again, you have to appreciate the reviews on the App Store for this app where you can poke, rub, and generally make this poor wet cat more and more irritated until the ferocious claws come out and the vicious cat sounds emit from your iPod Touch.

Now, if we could only get the angry cat and the iShake Dog together.